Why It's Ok To Have "Only" One Child

Why It’s Ok To Have “Only” One Child

Why It’s Ok To Have “Only” One Child

 

Because literally no one else has a right to say how many children you should have. Duh.

 

Oh, other people are interfering selfish assholes even when they don’t have the right? Yeah that does suck balls. 

 

Things you could do to manage those selfish assholes:

  • Cut them out of your life
  • Cut them up into tiny peices
  • Bake them
  • Stir fry them

 

Crap… sorry I got distracted there. I was thinking of beef, not human. I assume that stuff above is illegal to do to humans. Also, is baked beef a thing? I have no idea. It sounds weird to me. (And I’m too lazy to google it. You go do that for me and then abuse me in the comments for not having cheffing skills. I’ll wait here while you do that.)

 

You do realise when people say an only child will be selfish, they’re just telling you they’re a selfish prick, right? Take it as a hint to run away from them, not as actual bloody advice that you should put your body through another stretchy thing just so someone has a playmate. That’s like the worst advice ever. And this blog exists to GIVE bad advice.

 

So really, I’m right, they’re wrong, other people are assholes and we can all shake hands, move along and have a nice day now. 

 

Why It's Ok To Have "Only" One Child

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