How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner

How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner

Free samples. The best way to feel rich without actually being rich.

 

I mean, all you have to do is give your address, email, phone number, blood type, sexual history, sperm sample and you get some awesome tiny sachet in return.

 

In 6-8 weeks.

 

(Geez, don’t be a greedy fuck who expects things in a regular postage timeframe. It was F-R-E-E after all. You’re so entitled.)

 

I saw a great one today. 

 

You could compete (yes, you had to “win” this “opportunity”) to test a deodorant. 

 

The best part? 

 

It specified you got to keep the deodorant. 

 

#Grateful

 

How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner

3 thoughts on “How To Know Your Free Sample Is A Real Winner

  1. Back in the early days of blogging I read (I think) that Glowless aka Trae had to return an item she had used and then blogged about even though it was in used condition. So glad I do not “respond” to free samples nor to calls “we can write great content for your blog and share it”. No, just no!

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