How Can I Up My Hustle Game?
We all know that hustling is the lifeblood of the twenty-teens. If you’re not hustling, you’re a lazy nobody.
Here at Sarcastic Advice, people (aka no one) sometimes contact us to ask us for more details on how they can improve in many different aspects of their lives.
You’d think there are very few ways you can up your hustle game. I mean, if you’re a real hustler, you probably have 6 jobs, 10 businesses and an air of self importance that can only be matched by a failing politician.
But wait, there’s more.
There are more ways to up your hustle game:
- “Eat” only liquid food so you don’t waste time chewing.
- (Bonus, fewer dental visits from wearing teeth down on pesky food.)
- Get a catheter so you don’t have to take pesky urination breaks.
- Set yourself a timer for needing to poop. If your poop can’t poop in the time allowed, give it a stern talking to about how it’s letting the team down.
If you aren’t feeling motivated to up your hustle game right now, think of a man in a top hat laughing at you for what you naively think of as hustling to the max. Then give your poop the talking-to that it has needed for a long time.