Advice given on Sarcastic Advice will be sarcastic advice from someone (me) with no qualifications to give advice.
If you’re stupid enough to follow the advice … Look, just don’t.
Read, giggle and move on. And share. Wait, don’t I have to bombard you with requests to share this? Fuck knows…
Is that clear enough?
Do. Not. Follow. My. Advice.
Got it?